A bit about Kunt’s new album, by Kunt (from Kunt and the Gang):
Paul Stephenson’s party
Amy (It’s a terrible shamey)
Bangers and mash
That’s why I’m voting UKIP
Simon Cowell (#dirtyprotest)*
We’re all pink on the inside*
Deal Or No Deal*
Jimmy Savile and the sexy kids*
My fucking mental friend*
The wrong Ian Watkins*
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
Nobody spunks up a cunt anymore*
50 things you should think about
to stop you doing your beans
Jesus (Baby with a beard)
Women love a bastard
*First time on CD /
Exclusive to this album
Kunt’ll Fix It is Kunt and the Gang’s greatest minor internet hits volume 2.
It contains 17 of my favourite and probably best known tunes since 2010’s Complete Kunt
(known as our post-Yewtree period) plus a few new and previously unavailable tracks.
If you get it, I’m sure you’ll agree it’s the bollocks, you kunt.
Do your favourite band sing songs of angst and longing, when what you really want is wanking and crying?
Well, you’ve come to the right place.
Here at Kunt and the Gang we pride ourselves in tackling the gritty real life topics that no one else seems
to want to sing about, like stiffies, abortions and celebrity paedos.
So make yourself a cup of tea, take off your trousers and pants and have a browse round our website.
With love from your sexy uncle Kunt, 2016.
Limited edition, deluxe (OK not deluxe, but deluxe for us) tour souvenir box set CD containing
an exclusive hand numbered CD, signed photo, sew-on patch and enamel badge,
none of which will be available elsewhere. Oh, and there’s a lovely little booklet with pics from the tour
including the one in Southampton of me signing that bloke’s ballbag. (It was his birthday).
Recording available as a download here:
Limited Edition (250) Box Set - ONLY 20 LEFT!!
More CDs available in the
Sit down, pour yourself a pint of Baileys, grab a minge pie and enjoy our festive countdown of wronguns
New Video - 12 Days of Christmas
2016 Tour dates announced
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We’re celebrating the Queen’s big 9-0 with a brand new song and video.
Watch ‘A Picture Of The Queen’ on YouTube here:
Download ‘A Picture Of The Queen’ here:
Right click her maj, and save target as…
Goodbye from us with a little wank and a little cry.
I’m just about to embark on my last ever tour.
Having played some of my minor internet hits over 2,000 times I’ve decided to call it a day while I’m still
enjoying it and happy with the stuff I’m producing, rather than wait for it all to go shit (oh, I’m too late, yes,
that’s very funny) and everyone say ‘look at that silly old kunt dragging himself round the toilet circuit to
dwindling audiences with his tired old catalogue of mostly forgotten minor internet hits.”
Rest assured I’ll probably just be back in a couple of years, cap in hand when whatever I do next fails
and I’m skint.
I’d like to personally wank each and every one of you who came out and saw us at a gig, or bought a
download, T-shirt or CD and didn’t then sell it for 17p to Music Magpie when you moved in with your new
bird who didn’t like that sort of thing.
Hopefully see you out and about on tour, do come along and wave me off…
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New Stuff! - Blue ROFL CD Album and new T-shirts
Oh look, it’s our new album Blue ROFL, new T-shirts and new Badge Sets.
And don’t forget Mike’s new EP.
Tracklist details and Buy The Cunt buttons in the Kuntshop