I’m not a corporation, I’m just a bloke!
Suggested donation: 
50p a track / £5 an album
or whatever you reckon. Upsetting squares and making ladies moist since 2003 LIVE DATES 2016
Be first with news, videos, 
gig info, comps and FREE MP3s!

LONDON Boston Arms, Tufnell Park

04/06 CAMBRIDGE strawberry fair festival
          random bullshit generator stage

09/06 D******* festival comedy tent




23 DORCHESTER old ship

28 BASILDON edge
29 SWINDON rolleston
30 CANTERBURY maidens head


01 BIRSTALL old plough

04 KINGS LYNN bar red

06 SELBY the venue
07 KINGSTON fighting cocks (M 3pm)

10 CAMBRIDGE radegund

12 NUNEATON crew (E 7pm)

13 SHEERNESS castle

14 IPSWICH mulberry tree

19 MARGATE black cat

25 NEWCASTLE think tank? digital
26 EDINBURGH fringe *

27 EDINBURGH fringe *
28 GLASGOW 13th note (M 3pm)

28 EDINBURGH fringe *


01 BRISTOL fleece
03 PLYMOUTH junction *
09 CROYDON scream lounge
23 LEICESTER sundhouse

24 COVENTRY the phoenix

29 DUDLEY rock zombie

30 NORWICH owl sanctuary


01 MILTON KEYNES craufurd arms

02 NEW CROSS new cross inn
04 SOWERBY BRIDGE blind pig

05 LIVERPOOL maguires pizza bar

06 MANCHESTER fab café
07 KEIGHLEY exchange

08 SHEFFIELD old chapel hall

09 LEEDS library (M 3pm)

13 WINCHESTER railway

14 READING queen’s arms

15 HITCHIN club 85


22 BANBURY wheatsheaf

27 BIRMINGHAM flapper

28 NOTTINGHAM rescue rooms
29 BRIGHTON green door store

30 SOUTHEND railway hotel (M 3pm)



03 COLCHESTER the bull

04 SOUTHAMPTON firehouse

05 LONDON pipeline

Support on all except * is Mike Gibbons

M= Matinee gig, 3pm doors
E = Early gig, stage time 7.30

Comedy songs
Funny songs
Wrong songs
Sexy songs
Kuntish songs
A bit about Kunt’s new album, by Kunt (from Kunt and the Gang):
Paul Stephenson’s party
Amy (It’s a terrible shamey)
Bangers and mash
That’s why I’m voting UKIP
Simon Cowell (#dirtyprotest)*
We’re all pink on the inside*
Deal Or No Deal*
Jimmy Savile and the sexy kids*
Kuntish Christmas
My fucking mental friend*
The wrong Ian Watkins*
A lonely wank in a Travelodge
Nobody spunks up a cunt anymore*
50 things you should think about
     to stop you doing your beans
Jesus (Baby with a beard)
Women love a bastard

First time on CD /
 Exclusive to this album
Kunt’ll Fix It is Kunt and the Gang’s greatest minor internet hits volume 2.
It contains 17 of my favourite and probably best known tunes since 2010’s
Complete Kunt
(known as our post-Yewtree period) plus a few new and previously unavailable tracks.
If you get it, I’m sure you’ll agree it’s the bollocks, you kunt.
Kunt Shop
New Album
Out Now on CD and Download
Do your favourite band sing songs of angst and longing, when what you really want is wanking and crying?

Well, you’ve come to the right place.

Here at Kunt and the Gang we pride ourselves in tackling the gritty real life topics that no one else seems
to want to sing about, like stiffies, abortions and paedofiddlia.

So make yourself a cup of tea, take off your trousers and pants and have a browse round our website.

With love from your sexy uncle Kunt, 2016.
Limited edition, deluxe (OK not deluxe, but deluxe for us) tour souvenir box set CD containing
an exclusive hand numbered CD, signed photo, sew-on patch and enamel badge,
none of which will be available elsewhere. Oh, and there’s a lovely little booklet with pics from the tour
including the one in Southampton of me signing that bloke’s ballbag. (It was his birthday).
PayPal: Add Kunt'll Fix It Limited Live CD Box Set (UK) to cart PayPal: Add Kunt'll Fix It Limited Live CD Box Set (ROW) to cart
UK (£12.99 plus £2 p+p)
WORLD (£12.99 + £5 p+p)
Recording available as a download here:
Limited Edition (250) Box Set - ONLY 50 LEFT!!
More CDs available in the

Kunt’ll Fix It Live in London is the unedited, warts and all recording of the final tour date on our 2015 Kunt’ll Fix It tour capturing 2 sets of minor internet hits, plus all the atmosphere and between song bants.

I think it’s the best live recording of one of my gigs ever, and I’m not just saying that to try and get tromboned.

Sit down, pour yourself a pint of Baileys, grab a minge pie and enjoy our festive countdown of wronguns
New Video - 12 Days of Christmas
2016 Tour dates announced
8===================================3 - - -