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Any TV/Film Producers who are looking to prematurely end their careers will be keen to read of the following ‘opportunities’ that need backing.

I SWEAR
 

Our musical film I Swear is an urban folk tale in the mould of A Fistful Of Dollars and Footloose, but with Tourettes.

 

Here’s the pitch:
Potty-mouthed singer Kunt returns to his hometown to find swearing has been outlawed. Can he overthrow the censor Nazis and bring the fucking feelgood factor back to Basildon?


SHANNON MATTHEWS: THE MUSICAL
 

Foul-mouthed mother-from-hell Karen Matthews is fed up being a nobody until she hatches a cunning plan for a shot at the big time.

Henpecked common-law husband Craig Meehan has a secret interest that nobody knows about.

Borderline special needs uncle Michael Donovan just wants a bit of company and a couple of quid for some baccy.

Stereotypical Yorkshire copper Detective Inspector Radgitt faces a race against time to get to the bottom of this case and find the missing girl, Shannon Matthews, aged 9.

 

This is Shannon Matthews: The Musical, a foul-mouthed romp through one of the most bizarre news stories of recent years, brought to you from the writer of cult internet phenomenon Kunt and the Gang. It currently exists as  a 75 minute audio musical and needs to be brought to life on the stage.

Shannon Matthews: The Musical features 11 original songs including Can’t Work, Wont Work, Different Dads and Shannon Ain’t Dead (She’s Under My Bed).

Not for the faint hearted.

Email us at: disco.minge@virgin.net
 


CONTACT THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS KUNT FOR PIPEDREAM REASONS
I own all copyrights in my music (apart from the ones that sound too much like something else) and have instrumental
versions of all the tracks. I am happy to entertain offers of licensing as long as they’re not too kuntish.
Ping us an email with what you have in mind : disco.minge@virgin.net

I will write you something funny to raise the overall average standard of your ailing TV / comedy show, again, as long
as it’s not too kuntish. Comedy songs don’t have to be four Oxbridge twats stood round a grand piano.
Ping us an email to: disco.minge@virgin.net
Thanks to all of you who attended one of our gigs over the years and also the promoters, apart from the ones who were cunts. I’m not taking bookings anymore, especially not private parties as the last couple left me with vivid recurring nightmares.