Upsetting squares and making ladies moist 2003 - 2016
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I’ve been recording my solo album of cover versions, kuntrarian.
You can get a free download of it - just right click the cover and ‘save link as’.

Love from Little Kunt x

P.S. Here’s my first video, it’s a cover of Tom Odell’s Another Love.
Don’t be put off if you think he’s a shitcunt, I think I’ve made it much better than the original.
Hello everyone, it’s me, Little Kunt here.
You’ve just caught me washing my winky in the bath!
LITTLE KUNT’S LITTLE PAGE
As well as working on songs I’ve been working on some puzzles for you!
Here’s some brainteasers involving popular faces that you're all bound to know!
So get a pen and pad and get cracking!
MATCH THE SNATCH
Take a look at these 6 celebrity ladies and see if you can match them to the 6
pictures of private parts below.Take your time and look for the clues...
Answers at the (front)bottom of the page.
WHOSE SHED?
They say you can tell a man by the things he keeps in his shed.
I'm not sure that's true for us as all I've got in there is some wankmags, a 10p
mix, an extra small set of longjohns and a shitty 80s keyboard.

Anyway, take a good look at these 8 celebrity chaps...
Now see if you can use your deduction to match them to their sheds (pictured below)
by looking at the items they keep in them...
Take your time and look for the clues...
Answers at the bottom of the page.

Answers:

 

MATCH THE SNATCH

1. NICOLA FROM GIRLS ALOUD

2. RUSTY LEE

3. PAT

4. NADIA OFF BIG BROTHER

5. DOT COTTON

6. DAWN

WHOSE SHED?
SHED A = WAYNE ROONEY
SHED B = JONATHAN KING
SHED C = DAVID DICKINSON
SHED D = LEN FAIRCLOUGH
SHED E = FRED WEST
SHED F = BARRYMORE
SHED G = GARY GLITTER
SHED H = THAT PRICK JAMIROQUAI
Little Kunt - Kuntrarian.zip
Here’s another video, my 2 minute 19 second biopic of Jade Goody’s life, set to the tune
of They Might Be Giants’s excellent Meet James Ensor.