Shannon Matthews The Musical lyrics

Can't work, won't work
I've got a plan (based on Maddie McCann)
Shannon Shannon (where can you be?)
You're always on the web
Different dads
P.O.P.U.L.A.R.
Shannon ain't dead (she's under my bed)
You're a paedophile
Shannon Shannon (living in my flat)
It were nothing to do with me
Two of a kind