I was pissed out of my head lyrics

My bird was ill the other day so I went out on the sauce
I went down the pub, another pub and then a club of course
I woke up the following day with a naked bird in bed
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head

I was pissed out of my head
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head
My bird was ill and so I shagged a big old malt instead
But I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head

I was down the pub, I’d had eight pints of Fuller’s London Pride
This bloke called me a fag and so I dragged the cunt outside
I smashed a glass into his face, cos I suddenly saw red
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head

I was pissed out of my head
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head
Someone told me afterwards I’d misheard what he said
He was only offering me a smoke
But I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head

Stylophone [Stylophone solo]

I was in my car the other week, I’d had a few cans
I was fiddling with the radio when I ran over this man
On a zebra crossing, so I left him for dead
I couldn’t have helped him anyway, I was pissed out of my head

I was pissed out of my head
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head
It said in the local paper the doctors think that he’s brain dead
But I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head

I had a lunchtime meeting in Whitechapel with two bottles of wine
It was two O’clock in the afternoon, I was wrecked out of my mind
I ended up with a prostitute but when she lay down and spread
I couldn’t get a hard-on, I was pissed out of my head
So I smacked her around instead

I was pissed out of my head
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head
I broke a chair leg and stuck it up her, and oh my god she bled
But I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head

I was pissed out of my head
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head
Get off me case, get out me face, you heard what I said
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it, I was pissed out of my head